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deanandsammyandcastiel:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

  • Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
  • He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
  • He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
  • Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
  • He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
  • When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
  • He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
  • He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.

Bless. This. Man.

is he even real

Thank you lord

(Source: wonkybum)

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

666-for-you-glen-coco:

feed-me-fitness:

amburgurandfries:

enterthedreamatorium:

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

the last comment just hurts so bad cause I can relate so much 

i feel this.

*Vietnam flash back*

(Source: princess-neville)

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